jag
to tease someone who relentlessly teases is a jagoff - a real jerkPittsburghese C'mon, I was just jaggin' ya
View Articletricked out
Heavily accesorized.A ho looking for tricks gets all tricked out in spandex, jewelry, hot-cha-cha lipstick, and a wig. At her coronation, the Queen was all tricked out in brocade, ermines, and the...
View ArticleSUV factor
the likelihood (in %) that a car's passengers will survive a collision with a Hummer. Old lady: I want a car that's safe.Salesman: Then you should consider this Volvo. It's got an SUV factor of 85....
View Articlenarcissism
1. a common affliction among professional basketball and soccer players. Symptoms include excessive bling bling and meterosexuality2. egocentrism; absorption in oneself 3. psychological and emotional...
View Articledriver's seat
1. Controling events or decisions Wayne Rooney's stellar performance in Euro 2004 put him in the driver's seat for his upcoming contract talks
View Articlebirdseye lowdown
the essential facts, the straight dope.Cut to the chase means what's the bottom line or conclusion."What's the birdseye lowdown?" is similar but also involves the key details. Here's the birdseye...
View Articleschlemiel
a habitual bungler, a klutz A schlimazel's toast always falls butter-side down. A schlemiel always drops the knife.
View Articleschlimazel
Someone prone to having extremely bad luck, a born loserSometimes misspelled schlemazel A schlemiel is one who always spills his soup; schlimazel is the one onwhom it always lands.
View Articlestandard deviation
a sexual fetish that was previously considered perverse but is now commonplace Bondage and foot fetishes are standard deviations
View Articleshatnerize
1. To deliberately produce something so bad it's good. Creating something genuinely campy would be the perfect shatnerization. While not quite as unachievable as exceeding the speed of light, perfect...
View Articleboffo
{adj} Extremely successful. Typically used to describe a movie, play, or other performance. {noun}1. A huge success; a smash hit2. Star of the eponymous Mister Boffo cartoon stripOrigin: Probably a...
View ArticleI kid you not
this incredible anecdote is indeed bona fide; I vouch for the veracity of this statementA common utterance among guys who wear wifebeaters (GWWW) synonym: I swear to God. So then she just stuck the...
View Articlegive it a rest
lay offchill outget off my back; gimme a break I keep telling you, there is no sex in the champaign room! Give it a rest dude!
View Articlebig swinging dick
1. the financial industry's term for a rainmaker; a Wall Street executive who brings in enormous amounts of money for the firm, possibly because he has just screwed a customer. An expression made...
View Articlepunch it in
to bump fists, knuckle to knuckle, when something good happens or someone says something you firmly agree with. All the fun of a high five, but less dorky. McSweeney's accepted your piece?! Punch it in!
View ArticleISTSOTY
I send this smile over to you. A great way to sign off mash notes. Or emails to your main squeeze. Or letters to prisoners for that matter. A more personal, heart-felt sign-off than "Best" or "Yours",...
View ArticleIITYIHTKY
if I told you I'd have to kill you. No, really. Double secret confidential. What's in that file cabinet marked IITYIHTKY?If I told you I'd have to kill you.
View Articlemash note
a love letter, particularly a hot and steamy one. The future of mash notes is endangered by the internet. He felt waves of jealousy when he discovered the mash notes to his wife from an old flame...
View Articlewe're THERE dude
count us in, let's go Similar to I'm friends with that except more emphatic and action oriented. put a strong accent on "there" You've got extra tickets and backstage passes for the U2 concert? We're...
View Articleshnazzy
snazzy, spiffy, cool with some sophistication a snazzier update on snappy + jazzyGrrls: Say this without too much emphasis through slightly clenched teeth and it can be very sexy Him: And here's the...
View ArticleI'm THERE dude
awesome, count me in, let's go put a strong accent on "there"Similar to I'm friends with that except more emphatic and action oriented. What McDonald's was striving for and disasterously missed with...
View Articledanceur
some one who claims to be a dancer but is really just a poseur The danceurs hired to play Santa's elves never wore panties under their leotards.
View Articlecover
To help someone out by 1) filling in,2) backup their excuse3) going along with their lie, cosign for them, corroborate their story 4) provide supporting firepower for them in a shootout {Hollywood} I...
View Articlegive me my pounds
The greeting gesture of tapping fists. To punch it in. An acknowledgement of respect. Hey, hey, sup. Give me my pounds. Wanna shoot some hoops?
View Articlecosign
To go along with someone else's lie. To corroborate a lie. To cover for. Without even giving me a heads-up, he told his mom that he had been at my house all night. I cosigned for him because we's close.
View Articleheads-up
1. advance notice2. a warning Just wanted to give you a heads up so you'll be expecting his call.
View Articlegiraffiti
vandalism spray-painted very, very highcoined by Robin D. Grove Ain't no way we're going to get to that giraffiti. That tag is here to stay.
View Articlebent out of shape
agitated,upsetranking:* pissed off* tit in a wringer* pissy* ticked off* undies in a bundle*>bent out of shape* peaved* miffed (annoyed and fey) "Hey, man," he started, "what are you all bent out...
View Articletit in a wringer
upset; pissed offUsage note: Can be applied to either sex, manboobs not withstanding.annoyance ranking:* pissed off* tit in a wringer* pissy* ticked off* undies in a bundle* bent out of shape* peaved*...
View Articlemiffed
peaved; mildly annoyed and mildly effeminateannoyance ranking:* pissed off* tit in a wringer* ticked off* undies in a bundle* miffed Frankly Biff, I'm becoming a little miffed by your frequent absences.
View Articleundies in a bundle
1. in an agitated state, annoyed2. pissy, uptight 1. Don't get your undies in a bundle, I'm certainly not defending him, I merely wanted to present a hypothetical explanation. 2. It was rejected by an...
View Articleticked off
upset,angry,annoyed can also be used as a verb (see below)annoyance ranking:* pissed off* tit in a wringer* pissy*>ticked off* undies in a bundle* bent out of shape* peaved* miffed (agitated and...
View Articletrout pout
1. {Chiefly British} The result of over inflating lips with collagen. Lips may also resemble sausages or a baloon sculpture. 2. A more temporary variant of this condition may result from orthodontic...
View ArticleMasturbation
Sex with someone I love. - Woody Allen Don't knock masturbation -- it's sex with someone I love. Woody Allen in Annie Hall, 1977
View Articleghetto name
An African-American sounding name like Shaniqua, Laquisha, Ebony, Latrelle, Malcolm, Jamal, Rashida, etc. While many African-Americans with these names have succeeded, as long as racism] exists,...
View Articleblack friday
A holy day of obligation in the Church of the Almighty Dollar. Don't believe that BS about black friday being named after accountants' black ink. (wtf?) The love of money is the root of all evil....
View Articlegreen tea
Green tea is the new aloe. Green tea can cure cancer, lupus, shingles, and hemroids. Barberess at Hairkuttery: Would you like the tea tree shampoo?Contra-Dictionarian: What's that?Barberess at...
View Articlecratfight
an catty exchange among Democratic primary contenders. He accused her of voting for the war. She cast him withering glance as a third candidate interjected about the importance of supporting the...
View Articleteardown
A house purchased to be demolished where the land is used to build a larger, more expensive house. Teardowns are purchased because the land they sit on is worth more without the house. My parents...
View ArticleHusky house
A cute alternative to the term Hummer house or bulky house for a ginormous house built on the site of a former site of a teardown that towers over its neighboring houses. That husky house is five...
View ArticleBulky house
The non-slang zoning term for an infill Hummer house that grossly outsizes its neighbors built on the site of a teardown. The Planning Commission approved the Bulky House zoning changes.
View ArticleBaditude
Bad + attitude. Sometimes pronounced baaaditude. In the workplace, baditude describes someone with serious authority issues or an apathic, disrespectful or slacker-ish attitude. Goofus spends half his...
View ArticleHummer house
1. A ginormous house built on the site of a former site of a teardown that towers over its neighboring houses. Like the HummerFUV, these houses appear to bully surrounding ones.2. A McMansion...
View Articlecarry a torch
an old flame or crush that still burns many years laterSimilar to 'torch song', a romantic song of heartbreak. I still carry a torch for her fifteen years later. Even though we were only together for...
View ArticleCondalicious
An affectionate name for Condoleeza Rice. Is that you Condalicious?- George Bush in Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
View ArticleCondolicious
An affectionate name for Condoleeza Rice"Is that you Condolicious?"- George Bush in Harold and Kumar Escape to Guantanamo Bay
View Articlespendy
Expensive. More than I’m comfortable paying. Spendy puts a smiley face on the grim reality that I’m broke. The food there is yummy, but it’s kinda spendy.
View Articlefemivore
Women who have veered from the work force into raising chickens, growing vegetables, and canning. A DYIlocavore My femivore friends may never do more than dabble in backyard farming - keeping a couple...
View Articlenom de plumage
A collection of usernames emphasizing the need to maintain more than one identity to protect privacy. Using one userid for every website can lead to embarrassing Google revelations. Plural of nom de...
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